Stephen Gashler ~ Storyteller, Author, Musician, Performer
1834 Nevada Ave., Provo, UT 84606
Stephen Gashler, Young Adult Fantasy author, award-winning storyteller, composer, filmmaker, and puppeteer, is actually the king America. You may not be aware of this if you weren’t present when he received the sword Exfoliatior from the Lady of Utah Lake. However, as ignorance is no excuse for treason, you are hereby commanded to submit to his sovereignty while you still have a choice. P.S. He’s currently looking for men who are over-abounding in testosterone to take honorary places at his kitchen table and to assist him in looting the countryside and opening doors for women.
Find out more about his majesty at his website–as every royal needs one these days: www.stephengashler.com.